Poo Stories

I was just remembering the great chapters and chapters of poo stories that fill my life.
Every one of them brings me joy.
My friends and I have been swapping poo stories all week, and I was reminded of my favorite story. I can't believe this happened to me......

Road trip!

I run into the gas station as quickly as I can and choose one of two stalls. "Great, there's a floater" whatever - I'm going.

I flush, and flush and flush - this thing still floats to the top.

I keep thinking "well I can't walk out of here when someone's waiting in line. Iiiiii don't want to be blamed for this un-flushable thing"

I take wads of toilet paper to weigh it down, I use the toilet plunger to push it down during a flush
- nothing, NOTHING!


I suck up my pride and decide i'm giving up, BUT as I go to un-lock the stall a BUS LOAD OF KIDS barge into the bathroom.
I freak and lock myself back in!

(remember there are only 2 stalls)
yes... hate to admit it... I waited it out while 13 kids used one stall.

Finally the coast was clear, and I booked it out of there so fast!
25 min had gone by because I was such a wuss about someone else's stink.

*facepalm*